Not for the feinthearted - its pretty grim stuff
Tomate de Biscuity poisson avec le Carotte dans le Bone
Ingrediants - raw diced carrot, regular mixer, 1 can pilchards in tomato, 1 can chappy, random biscuity surprise, empty *filled* bones (bought from pet shop filled with stuff and unfilled by us)
Place carrots, pilchards, mixer and a splash of water in bowl
Stir until it resembles the aftermath of a bad beerykebaby night out
Fill ends of empty bones with chappy
Fill with mixture and add fetching biscuity garnishs
Place in freezer for at least 24 hours then serve........