The Bitches of Bearwood

MFI delivered new kitchen today. We doglets got locked in the kitchen area while MFI blokes dumped endless flatpacks in the sitting room. What do you do when your locked in a kitchen? You Bay, that what you do. All three of us, heads up, baying to da moon. Howling like horror movie dogs. That Abe's got some lungs and a real wicked soprano Bay.
"Don't be scared" said hatty human "They're really friendly & sweet"
MFI man peered through glass in the door - we all snarled, lip curling, drooling,psychotic bloodthirsty snarling. Then Java tried the door handle, MFI man ran. We collapsed in heaps of dog giggles. Oh Dog! You had to be there. Trying the door handle.........