java kato bed

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Java: Alright Catt-O, what you looking so smug about?
Kato: Careful Kato put spell on Ja-Ja!
Java: Oh Yeah - you been listening to that eccentric old dudess Witch Lindsay?
Kato: No. Kato is Mage.
Java: Mage? Who said?
Kato: Humans said so. So ner. Vet said Kato is Mage. Mage Kato. Turn Ja-Ja into Frog. Or Into Abe.
Java: Not Mage! Mange!
Freakier still, I read that as "Marge". Maybe your humans ought to lay off the putting the daft things on the heads as it puts odd ideas in the heads of other humans.