Seems like she has woken up and has had all her manners and commands replaced with swear words and wilfulness.
Human: Kato, don't chew the skirting board, theres a love
Kato: Am bored!
Human: Go play Fox & Hounds with Abe then
Abe: FFS......oh go on then....anything to keep the dogdamn peace
Kato: Don't wanna play Fox game with Farty Face Abe
Human: Ok, lets play football with handles game.........wheeee.......there goes football
Kato: Not playing its stoopid.
Human: Well ,have this nice cheesy filled bone.No? Well what about a chew stick? Don't throw it accross the room Sweetness. Lets do digging game then?
Kato: Skirting board.
Human: No, its over 150 years old Sugarpuff. Well, what else do you want? A wee? No. Inside of a toilet roll? Smoked bone?
Kato: SKIRTING BOARD!
Human: No, no, not the skirting board. Lets get Java and play Slippy Dog. No? How about a nice Bonio?
Kato: I WANT SKIRTING BOARD. YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANT! I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WANNA GO BACK TO THE RESCUE. I GOT SKIRTING BOARDS EVERY DAY THERE.
Human: Now don't tell fibbers Kato, there will be a dead fairy at the bottom of the garden now if you tell a lie
Kato: I-WANT SKIRT-TING BO-ARD. YOU ARE LIKE THE WORST DOG OWNER EVVAH
Human: Right, that does it, BED!
Kato: Not going.
Human: Your not too big to be picked up and put to bed.......(thinks)......well you probably are actually