In an press release a SpokesCanine announced
None of us are the mother of the puppy known as Kato that has randomly appeared in the house. We will have nothing to do with "it". "It" is not cute, big or clever. "It" lets off farts that make even the senile dudess Lindsay cower. Any photographed evidence that the Collective have shared sofa or beds with the one known as Cuteness Sugarpuff are without doubt photoshopped to barkery. We deny categorically that any of us have played Biting Faces or Slippy Dog (with stabilisers) with the aforementioned puppy. And any apparent, emotional, teary, maternal concern on our faces when the puppy is fallen, is a trick of the light and we just had something in our eyes.