kato age two

The Bushes Scream While My Hippy Prunes

Chemical attacks have been made on the invaders at Triffid Central. Cries of "Death to the Knotweed Infidels" were heard as the first strikes were made. hippy in his big green Marigolds of Doom gave the Knotweed the first of many lethal injections.

The lawn must be liberated, a new, free lawn, free from the tyranny of the Knotweed oppressor. Amputated Knotweed corpses lie in the outbuildings, witnesses described the scene as carnage.