doglets

one millioneth radius of Lindsay atom x by speed of light x 1,000,000 to 0 degrees hatty x remaining Lindsay atoms

Or put another way - in the garden, hatty falls over Lindsay for the eleventy billionth time.

"KIN DOG! LINDSAY! WILL YOU STOP TELEPORTING?!! I know your getting old and creaky, but it really is bad manners. One day the wind wil change and your particles will stick wierdly strange. So no teleporting, theres a good dog."

At this point, hatty realises that the more sane of the neighbours is pegging out his washing. Lindsay has meanwhile teleported elsewhere.