The League of Doglets

hatty human will be spending monday sat in a local job centre - beneath a glossy sign that says "Local Jobs for Local People" With flipchart, and pens; many,many pens. Please Dog God - send in just one candidate to say Fire Engine in response to every question.

as long as she remembers that pens are like people. (you step on them and they leak in your pocket?? no, that can't be right..)