Brexit – Sounds like biscuit
Leave - Dreadful command with no biscuit
Stay - Neutral command rewarded with actual biscuit
Scaremongered – the belief that next doors cat is after our biscuits
350 million – even fleas don’t use such stupid numbers
Bremain – dry dog food as prescribed by veterinary experts
UKIP – racist dry dog food
Boris and Gove – overpriced dog food made up of bees, discarded human rights and shredded NHS provision. Magically evades tax.