As we rounded Corner Three on Kato Walk we stumbled upon a typical urban scene. The Feds were apprehending a young woman. From what we could hear the young woman had forgotten to pay for her shopping.
“Well” tutted Kato “The Bizzies are doing that search wrong! Are they blind?”
Following her line of sight I spotted the open packet of crisps on the wall behind the kafuffle.
“You don’t want stolen crisps” I said to Kato
“Stolen!!” she gasped “That is so my favourite flavour”
Kato lurched towards the crisp area. There was a policeman between us and crisps. I realised this could look bad in a Dangerous Dogs Act type of way.
“Kato” I said “Don’t lurch at the officer”
“Stolen crisps” she repeated “I can take him easy”
“Nooo” I said “Now heel”
“I could have had him” she muttered as we continued on our walk
“You shouldn’t threaten police officers”
“It’s on my bucket list” Kato said