We approached the alien artefact, solar rays reflected and refracted off the chrome.
Sleek black sides with golden script with a pristine pink synthetic interior. The mini monolith was flawless, untouched by either human hand or canine paw. We would be the first. Pioneers.
“But I went before I came out” protested Kato after ten minutes on the field.
I stood patiently with poo bag at the ready, probably more excited about a new poo bin than I ought to be.