skelly dog

Unhappiness is a Kaputt Aga

Would it be terribly annoyingly posh to mention that one's Aga has broken down. We doglets are chilly and its taking ages for our muddy paws to dry out. They only put the heating on for about a nano-second each day. Huddling round the new toaster just isn't the same.

The humans are living on ready meals that go in the new £22.97 from Asda microwave/toaster - and there appear to be no scraps for us doglets to sample. Happy enough to shove radiated E-numbers in their own rotund bellys, yet go all healthy  when it comes to ours. Health concious by proxy.