Humans: Kato, come and put this lovely festive hat on
Kato: Bark Off - Grrrrrr - your just going to put my photo all over the net. And its embaressing, demeaning, what if Oblong Ed sees them - Java's never got a boyfriend since you put all those hat icons up on LJ
Humans: No, Sweetness, Java doesn't have a boyfriend because she is a raging, frothing psychopath but thats a whole LJ entry on its own, probably even a memory entry.........don't change the subject...... pose for the camera
Humans: Come on Sweetness - Santa Paws likes to see doggys in hats - theres a biccy in the hat
Kato: Doh! Fell for it!
Kato: I will wear your crappy hat on my cute canine ass.
Humans: Come on Java, bet other dogs don't have to be held by the throat just for a simple Santa Paws Hat photo
Kato: Fancy a game of Tug-o-war Java?
Our only hope is Abe, but she is currently busy with some paperwork, but then Abe hates anything on her head.