kato age two

Kato - 9 months old today - and Teenage

Seems like she has woken up and has had all her manners and commands replaced with swear words and wilfulness.

Human: Kato, don't chew the skirting board, theres a love
Kato: Am bored!
Human: Go play Fox & Hounds with Abe then
Abe: FFS......oh go on then....anything to keep the dogdamn peace
Kato: Don't wanna  play Fox game with Farty Face Abe
Human: Ok, lets play football with handles game.........wheeee.......there goes football
Kato: Not playing its stoopid.
Human: Well ,have this nice cheesy filled bone.No? Well what about a chew stick? Don't throw it accross the room Sweetness. Lets do digging game then?
Kato: Skirting board.
Human: No, its over 150 years old Sugarpuff.  Well, what else do you want? A wee? No. Inside of a toilet roll? Smoked bone?
Kato: SKIRTING BOARD!
Human: No, no, not the skirting board. Lets get Java and play Slippy Dog. No? How about a nice Bonio?
Kato: I WANT SKIRTING BOARD. YOU NEVER LET ME HAVE ANYTHING I WANT! I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I WANNA GO BACK TO THE RESCUE. I GOT SKIRTING BOARDS EVERY DAY THERE.
Human: Now don't tell fibbers Kato, there will be a  dead fairy at the bottom of the garden now if you tell a lie
Kato: I-WANT SKIRT-TING BO-ARD. YOU ARE LIKE THE WORST DOG OWNER EVVAH
Human: Right, that does it, BED!
Kato: Not going.
Human: Your not too big to be picked up and put to bed.......(thinks)......well you probably are actually

 

Heh! Coming to think of it Lindsay, whose coming up to 14, has her moments - but more grumpy granny than teenage tyrant