kato age two

How to Get Out of Skool by Kato age 6.5 months

Last week Kato decided to eat poo, wait until she was in the back of the car then throw up, eat that too, ad inifinitum until humans decided the Pretty Sweetness was actually a Poorly Sickness, and school would be an embaressing, smelly affair. Though any signs of poorly sickness evaporated when boglin and  lupercal  appeared.

This week on the humans return from Asda, Kato has managed to get the lid of the Mixer Bucket. Kato and Java resemble smug barrels. A quick arithmatic on how much Mixer has been consumed,  it was decided that school may again be an embaressing affair as the Little Angel is "cooking a brick".