kato age two

Pretty in Pink?

Lindsay has pink antibiotics and is unusally reluctant to take them. Something about a Purple Polar Bear......that bitch is so nuts. Strange the VET didn't spot the looneyness yesterday - seemed to think Lindsay has an ear infection. She has been walking round with her head on one side, flapping her ears a lot. VET asked if she had been swimming recently - Hippy didn't flicker, conveniantly forgetting the Bath Incidents of recent days. All three of us are now walking round with our heads on one side, waiting for humans to be consumed with guilt and pay us compensation.

Lindsays also being annoyingly conceited cos VET told her she was really *fit* for her age.
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