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Stepford Dogs

“So” said Frodi “We’re not married after all?”

“Nope” replied Kato

“We’re not Mr and Mrs I-am-Microchipped”

“No, that’s not why it says it on our ID tags”

“We’ve got microchips in our necks” he pondered “Sounds far-fetched to me Katrina”

“That’s what human said”

“So we’re like Stepford Dogs”

“Yep, totally obedient” said Kato “That’s why we’re compelled to obey and if we abscond we get put through a supermarket checkout to get our unique bar code...or something”

Human: Dogs here... DOGS...KATO...FRODI...HERE...HERE

Frodi: Think we should see what she wants

Kato: Nah, fight the chip Man, we’re not numbers we are free dogs

Human: Kato...Froodle ...FFS... any dog...the neighbour’s dog...well don’t have these discarded chips then...oh there you are...

Yummy
I found that just calling.... 'Mmm sweeties' and rustling a crinkly bag was the best for recall.....